- Research results are more important than the number of publications or citations.
This is fine. Yet, we don’t have time to read your papers. So, just keep publishing a lot of papers each year. And get your influential friends to cite you. That’s how we’ll know whether you are good.
- Science and truth are more important than spin and marketing.
Yes, but keep pretending you will solve world hunger. And align your research results with the current fashionable trends.
- You cannot tell where the next science breakthrough is going to come from.
Maybe. Still, we want a plan of your research activities for the next five years.
Further reading: The hard truth about research grants and The secret behind radical innovation.
Source : Manifesto for Half-Arsed Agile Software Development via John D. Cook.